humor me, will you?

Right, so if I ever become a university professor (this is unlikely, by the way), would you please do me a favor?

Remind me never, ever, ever to assign a 60 page group paper to my students. I think it constitutes as cruel and unusual punishment.

I have no problem writing such a paper on my own. In fact, I've done just that (hello, thesis! I love you!), but really? With three other people? Not so fun, in the least.